Festive Skeptic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with a pillow that cheekily questions holiday traditions. It’s comfort with a side of irony for the festive skeptic.

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'Oh, he's jolly enough, but he lacks credibility.'

'Oh, he's jolly enough, but he lacks credibility.' mockup

'Oh, he's jolly enough, but he lacks credibility.'

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"We're the ghosts of Christmas best avoided."

"We're the ghosts of Christmas best avoided." mockup

"We're the ghosts of Christmas best avoided."

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"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!" mockup

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

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"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!" mockup

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

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"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped? mockup

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

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Christmas - Let's get it over with. mockup

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

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'Well, Santa Claus and politicians are both make-believe, but not in exactly the same way.'

'Well, Santa Claus and politicians are both make-believe, but not in exactly the same way.' mockup

'Well, Santa Claus and politicians are both make-believe, but not in exactly the same way.'

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'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.' mockup

'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'

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Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

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"I hate christmas it's a pain in the butt."

"I hate christmas it's a pain in the butt." mockup

"I hate christmas it's a pain in the butt."

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"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms." mockup

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

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"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!" mockup

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

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'There is no Father Christmas. It was on wikileaks.'

'There is no Father Christmas. It was on wikileaks.' mockup

'There is no Father Christmas. It was on wikileaks.'

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"I don't believe in you!"

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'Mr. Humbug'

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"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

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'I hate all holidays!'

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Bad gifts

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'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.' mockup

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

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"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself." mockup

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

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'I don't believe in myself any more.' mockup

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

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'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.' mockup

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

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'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.' mockup

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

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'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.' mockup

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

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The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song. mockup

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

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It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

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"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus." mockup

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

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" ... And the kids only like me for my presents."

" ... And the kids only like me for my presents." mockup

" ... And the kids only like me for my presents."

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"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs." mockup

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

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"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee."

"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee." mockup

"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee."

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"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come." mockup

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

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Xmas Labour Shortage

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"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!" mockup

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

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'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.' mockup

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

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Festive Skeptic Pillows Collection

Festive Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for the festive skeptic. Perfect for gifts that bring a smile and a laugh during the holiday season.

Festive Skeptic Prints

Browse our humorous prints that celebrate the festive skeptic’s perspective. Ideal for decorating and sparking witty conversations during the holidays.

Festive Skeptic T-Shirts

Discover witty T-shirts for the skeptical holiday lover. Great for casual wear that makes a statement and keeps the festive cynicism alive.