Festive Skeptic Mugs

'Oh, he's jolly enough, but he lacks credibility.'

"We're the ghosts of Christmas best avoided."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

'Well, Santa Claus and politicians are both make-believe, but not in exactly the same way.'

'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

"I hate christmas it's a pain in the butt."

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'There is no Father Christmas. It was on wikileaks.'

"I don't believe in you!"

'Mr. Humbug'

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I hate all holidays!'

Bad gifts

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

" ... And the kids only like me for my presents."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee."

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

Xmas Labour Shortage

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'