Festive Thinker Mugs

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'I'll e-mail you if I think of any other prezzies you can bring me!'

"Save my entitlements.!

The Thinking Santa

The Christmas Beggar

"I wonder what I'm getting for Christmas this year?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Bubbly

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I don't believe in you!"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Prosecco Peacock

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Classic Emojis for sale.

Bad gifts

Reindeer

Cow and Milk

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

Sabrage!

Dog on a harp

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'