Festive Debunker Pillows

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I don't believe in you!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

'I hate all holidays!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Bad gifts

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

C.P.A.

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!