Festive Debunker Gifts

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I don't believe in you!"

Christmas Presents.

'I hate all holidays!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Bad gifts

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Oh, Christ.'

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

'And the Angel of the Lord said unto them, 'Go fill all thy shops with overpriced tat, stuff thyselves sill for four months and see if thou canst get away with calling it Christmas.'

C.P.A.

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."