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Christmas - Let's get it over with.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I don't believe in you!"

'I hate all holidays!'

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

"There was no Christmas Party."

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'I said my first no today...'

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

Christmas Sale Special

'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

'Mr. Humbug'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

Santa Claus does not exist - Satan

A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.

Christmas: Let's get it over with.

"This time of year I'm truly happy I'm inside."