Christmas - Let's get it over with.
Festive Naysayer Pillows
Add a dash of irony to their holiday decor with pillows featuring funny and sarcastic designs that speak to the spirited cynic in your life.
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
"I don't believe in you!"
'I hate all holidays!'
"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."
"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"
"I've never hated Christmas, just people."
"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"
What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh
'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'
"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"
"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"
'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'
'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'
"There was no Christmas Party."
'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'
'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'
'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'
'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'
'I said my first no today...'
Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.
"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?
"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"
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'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'
"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"
'Mr. Humbug'
'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'
Collateral Santa
"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."
"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."
Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.
A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.
Santa Claus does not exist - Satan
Christmas: Let's get it over with.
Festive Naysayer Pillows Collection
Festive Naysayer Mugs
Explore our funny mugs collection to find the perfect sarcastic or witty design that resonates with the festive naysayer.
Festive Naysayer Prints
Discover humorous prints that capture the playful spirit of the festive naysayer, making their space uniquely amusing.
Festive Naysayer T-Shirts
Check out our amusing t-shirts, filled with clever sayings and designs that celebrate the humor of holiday skepticism.