Festive Season Naysayer Pillows

"When the local shopping centre started playing Christmas music, Arthur spotted a gap in the market..."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I don't believe in you!"

'I hate all holidays!'

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

"There was no Christmas Party."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

Christmas Sale Special

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'

'Mr. Humbug'

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."