Festive Season Naysayer Pillows

"When the local shopping centre started playing Christmas music, Arthur spotted a gap in the market..."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I don't believe in you!"

'I hate all holidays!'

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

"There was no Christmas Party."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

Christmas Sale Special

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'

Collateral Santa

'Mr. Humbug'