Holiday Critics Pillows

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

'I hate all holidays!'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.'

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

'Santa's blotto.'

'I don't like this!'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

Secular Holy Days

Santa's family holding firearms

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

"And this is where the magic happens."

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Santa Sucks

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"And then they literally have a parade."