Holiday Critics Pillows

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

'I hate all holidays!'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.'

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

'Santa's blotto.'

'I don't like this!'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

Secular Holy Days

Santa's family holding firearms

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

"And this is where the magic happens."

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Santa Sucks

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"