Holiday Movie Critic Pillows

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Where were the wise women?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

Christmas-Plex

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

'When Santa leaves the North Pole this Christmas eve. You can be sure of one thing...'

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

Santa Sucks

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

"I agree, Maria, it does seem like one big romantic TV Christmas movie. But, unfortunately, this is where I must kill you."

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'

Spama Claus.

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

Lighting of the President-Elect

Santa on television.