Holiday Movie Critic Pillows

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Where were the wise women?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Christmas-Plex

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

Santa Sucks

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

"I agree, Maria, it does seem like one big romantic TV Christmas movie. But, unfortunately, this is where I must kill you."

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'

Spama Claus.

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

Lighting of the President-Elect

Santa on television.

'I can't wait to get this holiday of a lifetime over so I can get back to my banal existence.'