"Just another silly programme this Christmas."
Holiday Movie Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your holiday movie critic? Our collection captures their cinematic enthusiasm with humorous designs that they’ll love to display or wear. Perfect for those who critique every plot twist and appreciate witty references. Whether they’re famous for analyzing every scene or just love cuddling up with a good film, our products add a fun, personal touch to their movie marathons.
"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"
'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'
'Where were the wise women?'
Christmas Present Wrapping Service.
During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.
"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."
"I've never hated Christmas, just people."
"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"
"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"
'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'
'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'
'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'
Christmas-Plex
'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'
Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.
Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.
Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.
"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."
'When Santa leaves the North Pole this Christmas eve. You can be sure of one thing...'
'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'
Santa Sucks
Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.
"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."
'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'
"I agree, Maria, it does seem like one big romantic TV Christmas movie. But, unfortunately, this is where I must kill you."
Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.
"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."
'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'
Spama Claus.
Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases
'I blame the 'X' Factor.'
Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.
Lighting of the President-Elect
Santa on television.
Holiday Movie Critic Gifts Collection
Holiday Movie Critic Mugs
Explore our range of holiday movie critic mugs to bring humor and personality to their morning routine.
Holiday Movie Critic Pillows
Make their movie nights more comfortable with pillows that showcase their humor and passion for holiday films.
Holiday Movie Critic Prints
Decorate their space with prints that reflect their love for holiday movies and their clever critique style.
Holiday Movie Critic T-Shirts
Find the perfect T-shirt that celebrates your critic's love for holiday movies and their witty take on cinematic classics.