"I'm courting the politically-correct, overly-sensitive, easily-offended, atheist, grinch, market."
Holiday Commentators Gifts
Looking for a witty gift for the holiday commentator in your life? Our collection of fun, creative products captures the spirit of seasonal cheer with a humorous twist. Whether they’re known for their funny observations or heartfelt holiday wisdom, these items make a memorable gift. Brighten up their festivities with a gift that celebrates their love for holiday commentary, making every Christmas or festive gathering more joyful and humorous.
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
Claus 2.0
'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
High security Santa's grotto
Night of the Latkes
Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.
"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."
That one has all the batteries!
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'
"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"
"Ninja bread men"
Hiding the electronics.
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge
"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."
'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'
"How about if we just winter in hell?"
'I was an egg in the Easter play.'
Non-Denominational Carols
Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.
Fish snorkling above water.
'Now it fits.'
'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'
"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."
"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."
King Kongs first christmas
Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment
Santa Claus You Are Welcome.
"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."
Holiday Commentators Gifts Collection
Holiday Commentators Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate holiday commentary with humor and style—perfect for coffee lovers and festive jokesters alike.
Holiday Commentators Pillows
Add some festive fun to their home decor with pillows inspired by holiday commentary—both cozy and humorous.
Holiday Commentators Prints
Decorate with humor using prints that celebrate the art of holiday commentary—ideal for bringing seasonal cheer to any space.
Holiday Commentators T-Shirts
Find a witty t-shirt that captures their holiday commentary spirit—comfortable wear that spreads seasonal cheer and humor.