Festive Season Advocate Pillows

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

Happy New Ear!

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Santa Elevator

Great Moment in North Pole History

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"Don't even think about it."

Accept cookies?

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Santa Claus