Festive Campaigners Pillows

'We've finally found a candidate that can really deliver.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I don't believe in you!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Christmas Pets

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Yo ho ho!

Santa Dog

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

O Christmas Tea

Merry Kissmas

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

Snowman carrot substitute.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Dog's Christmas list.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor