Festive Campaigners Pillows

'We've finally found a candidate that can really deliver.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I don't believe in you!"

Yo ho ho!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

O Christmas Tea

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Dog's Christmas list.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Snowman carrot substitute.

Decorating the Stables

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"