Festive Cheer Advocates Pillows

"I hear ya. These mall gigs don't pay enough."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Ice Skater

Reindeer

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

What do you wish for next year?

Kringle: The Decca Years

'Since when is good will towards men a crime?'

'We've finally found a candidate that can really deliver.'

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Santa Claus Falls Victim to Global Warming

Jack-in-the-box Santa jumps out of cookie jar with list of good little boys and girls.

"I'm spreading Christmas cheers."

I've been 'HOLLIED'!

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

"Police? A burglar dressed all in red has just run off with my wife. Short, fat and ugly, with a white beard covered in soot - but she's good to the kids!"

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..

"Northern pole all-nighter

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?