Festive Cheer Fanatic Pillows

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Ice Skater

Jumping cheerleaders

Santa called but you were out!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Reindeer

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Back to the Holidays

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Great Moment in North Pole History

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"Room for bigger presents."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."