Festive Cheer Fanatic Pillows

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Jumping cheerleaders

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Reindeer

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Back to the Holidays

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"Room for bigger presents."

'Red for me, please.'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"