Festive Cheer Aficionados Pillows

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Piranhaclaus

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

Reindeer

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'Red for me, please.'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Kringle: The Decca Years

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

"He had a list of women... He was sneaking out to their houses at night, giving them gifts..."

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

"This is the time of the year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?

"Northern pole all-nighter

Jack-in-the-box Santa jumps out of cookie jar with list of good little boys and girls.

Santa Claus Falls Victim to Global Warming

I've been 'HOLLIED'!

A touch of Christmas Spice...

IRS - Our Holiday Message: "It's better to give than to deceive."

Elf Improvement

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.