Festive Cheer Aficionados Prints

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Piranhaclaus

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Reindeer

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'Red for me, please.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Kringle: The Decca Years

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

"This is the time of the year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

"Northern pole all-nighter

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?

Jack-in-the-box Santa jumps out of cookie jar with list of good little boys and girls.

I've been 'HOLLIED'!

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

"He had a list of women... He was sneaking out to their houses at night, giving them gifts..."

Santa Claus Falls Victim to Global Warming

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

A touch of Christmas Spice...

Santa tries to deliver to the home of the Old Woman Who Lived In a Shoe.

IRS - Our Holiday Message: "It's better to give than to deceive."

Give. Bail out.

"A little peace and quiet."

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.