Festive Cheer Prints

May your christmas be full of good cheer.

Kringle: The Decca Years

I've been 'HOLLIED'!

'Eddie, thanks for being so understanding about our break-up. So whatcha doin' there? A little product testing?'

Jack-in-the-box Santa jumps out of cookie jar with list of good little boys and girls.

"Grandpa, you have a red nose. I have to check your level of intoxication."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Merry Christmas"

Ice Skater

Reindeer

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'Red for me, please.'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

Christmas Dwarves

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

North Pole.

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"