Festive Fun Prints

Santa's list has columns for Nice, Naughty and Misunderstood

Thank God for the flashlight app!

Elf on the Wagon

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Oh, I believe in Santa Claus. I'm just not a fanatic about it.'

Santa's grotto advertising 'Talk to Santa', is next to a diet clinic with a sign in the window, 'Santa, talk to us.'

Looks like it will be one of those days.

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

'Oh no, it's St. Patrick's Day and we're not wearing any green!'

'Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?'

"This internship is humiliating."

"Claustrophobia? Is that 'Fear of Santa Claus'?"

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Merry Christmas"

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Christmas Tree

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Piranhaclaus

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Christmas Pets

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Santa Dog

Snowman

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Clown Skis.

Easter Egg Delivery