Festive Fun Crowd Prints

Piranhaclaus

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Back to the Holidays

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Christmas Dwarves

Angelicus alcholicus.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

Balloon ski lift

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Happy Easter!