Festive Folks Prints

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

Santa Claus and Global Warming

It's not easy being the Easter Bunny.

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Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Piranhaclaus

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'And that,and that,and that...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Elf of the Month