Festive Fun Crowd Pillows

Piranhaclaus

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Back to the Holidays

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Angelicus alcholicus.

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Balloon ski lift

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Happy Easter!

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?