Christmas Cheer Enthusiast Prints

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

When Christmas falls on 'casual friday'.

"I would take your order, but the holidays are all about giving - not taking."

"A little peace and quiet."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'I've been really good this year, Santa. I only got two ASBOs.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Panettone

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Zoom Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Elfis"

'He's got your nose.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Filming Christmas

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Meet Santa's entourage

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."