Christmas Cheer Critic Prints

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Cat on guitar

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Red for me, please.'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"And this is where the magic happens."

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

Christmas Star

Santa Sucks

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

'No government funding? No corporate support? Just what kind of ponzi scheme are you running?'

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

Christmas Eva

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'Really, Mr. Claus, you can't work one night a year then expect to qualify for unemployment benefits.'

IRS - Our Holiday Message: "It's better to give than to deceive."

"Do you have plenty of trip insurance?"

Girl Waiting for Santa Claus

Spama Claus.