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Santa Strike

Elves have left the building.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Yo ho ho!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Safe Christmas.

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Elf of the Month

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

Poinsettia

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."