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Santa Strike

Elves have left the building.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frosting the Snowman

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

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'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Safe Christmas.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"