Festive Reformers Pillows

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'No cuts in Medicare!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'I hate Christmas!'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"It's a list of tariffs to be paid"

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Carolling

Congregation

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

Elf Portrait

Santa Knows Where You Are

Slippery underfoot

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

Celebrating Whatever - Celebration with blank modifiable banners.

"Save my entitlements.!

The Christmas Beggar

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.