Festive Reformers Mugs

Elf Care Reform.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Frosting the Snowman

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

Louis Antoine Jullien

'No cuts in Medicare!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'I hate Christmas!'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

"It's a list of tariffs to be paid"

Carolling

There's no sense talking economic reform with him --- His motto is "If it's not feudal, it's futile."

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

Congregation

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Santa Knows Where You Are

Elf Portrait

Slippery underfoot

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

The Christmas Beggar

"Merry Freaking Christmas. Now get back to work"

"Save my entitlements.!