Festive Modernists Pillows

Father christmas standing by a chimmel with 'By appt only' written on it

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I don't believe in you!"

Bad gifts

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

'No cuts in Medicare!'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

" ... And the kids only like me for my presents."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

Xmas Labour Shortage

'Well it was a pretty good year.'