Father christmas standing by a chimmel with 'By appt only' written on it
Festive Modernists Prints
Elevate their holiday decor with bold, modern prints inspired by festive themes. These artworks are perfect for adding a contemporary flair to seasonal celebrations.
Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.
Frosting the Snowman
"I don't believe in you!"
"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."
Bad gifts
'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'
Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.
'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'
"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."
'I don't believe in myself any more.'
'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'
'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'
'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'
"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"
"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."
"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"
'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'
Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down
'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'
It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...
"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"
The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.
'No cuts in Medicare!'
"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."
" ... And the kids only like me for my presents."
"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee."
"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."
"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."
'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'
"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"
"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"
'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'
Xmas Labour Shortage
"I've never hated Christmas, just people."
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Festive Modernists Mugs
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