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Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Frosting the Snowman

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Prosecco

Bad gifts

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"Shouldn't have, you really."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Snowman Tattoo

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Easter Egg