Festive Feminist Mugs

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Prosecco

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Bad gifts

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'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Snowman Tattoo

Hip hop Santa.

Oi to the world!