Festive Season Appreciator Pillows

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

Champagne

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Yo ho ho!

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Don't even think about it."

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Poinsettia

Can you guess what it is yet?

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

December Fest

Santa Claus

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.