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"These masks aren't working. I'm feeling feverish."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Champagne

Yo ho ho!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Don't even think about it."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Can you guess what it is yet?

Santa Claus

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

December Fest

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"