Festive Season Advocate Gifts

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

Happy New Ear!

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Great Moment in North Pole History

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"Don't even think about it."

Santa Elevator

Accept cookies?

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"