Holiday Season Advocate Gifts

"After buying phones for my four kids, wife and mother-in-law, I couldn't afford to buy myself one."

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'He lives for his holidays.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Christmas Tree

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Home depot."

"Ninja bread men"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'How very Cumbria.'

Non-Denominational Carols

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Now it fits.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Horn of Leftovers