Winter Fun Advocate Gifts

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Good News about winter

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Inappropriate Snowmen

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Ice Skater

Midwest Winter Items.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Slippery, huh?"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'