Winter Play Advocate Gifts

"Is it me or does this taste like boogers?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"First snowman?"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

Xylophone Icicles.

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'No way, it's too cold: I'm not coming out to play!'

Child builds themselves a sled.

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

"Oh no! He's got a carrot baton!"

Mr. Pickwick slides

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

People! Save the Arctic.

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'It'll have to come down - you failed to apply for proper planning permission...'

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

"You are looking really good right now."

Kids then. . & and now.

'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'

On the Ice.

Polar Bear is joined by Santa as another orphan of Global Warming.

The Blue Snow Angels.

"I just got so sick of the smell of carrots."

Hunting snowmen

Snowboarding vs skiing,

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."