Winter Play Gifts

Xylophone Icicles.

Snow Devil

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"First snowman?"

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowman

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Shaved Ice

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Ice-Cube-IV

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

Skier.

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.