Winter Play Gifts

Xylophone Icicles.

Snow Devil

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"First snowman?"

Giant Snowflake.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Gesundheit.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowman

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Shaved Ice

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

At the "Ice-C-U".

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

Ice-Cube-IV

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Snowman Tattoo

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'