Winter Playful Gifts

'It'll have to come down - you failed to apply for proper planning permission...'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"First snowman?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

Greco-polar wrestling

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Xylophone Icicles.

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

Kid spray painting a snowman.

Child builds themselves a sled.

'No way, it's too cold: I'm not coming out to play!'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'I waxed the runners.'

"Oh no! He's got a carrot baton!"

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

Mr. Pickwick slides

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

"It's a bit derivative."