Winter Enjoyment Gifts

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Skiing.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snow Devil

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'First of all, relax.'

Snowman of the Apes

Ice Skater

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Clown Skis.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"A little help?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!