Winter Enjoyment Gifts

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Skiing.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snow Devil

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Non-Denominational Carols

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ice Skater

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Snowman of the Apes

'First of all, relax.'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Clown Skis.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Midwest Winter Items.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"A little help?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug