Winter Relaxation Gifts

Hot dog.

Skiing.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'First of all, relax.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Clown Skis.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

A man sitting in the grass reading

Sun Worship

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

Greco-polar wrestling

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'Let's talk climate change.'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"What … have … you … done?"

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

City Hammock

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Skier gets caught in the thaw