Winter Relaxation Prints

Hot dog.

Skiing.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'First of all, relax.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Clown Skis.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Sun Worship

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

Greco-polar wrestling

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

'Let's talk climate change.'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"What … have … you … done?"

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

City Hammock