Winter Activities Gifts

Non-Denominational Carols

Snowperson Yoga

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

'I'll tell you one thing about this time of the year...we're all itchin' for summer to get here.'

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Snowman Motivational Therapy

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

December to January.

Kissing couple melt the snow

Ig-glue.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

Man skis through Tree.

Plastic Surgeon Kid

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

"Can you smell carrots?"

"We could start a band."

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

"I see prosperity in your future."

'Doris, I love it when we...well, you know.'

'It's a mystery son! Every winter, they build these statues: They must have important cultural significance...'

driving in heavy snow

"Good news. . . it's not Yellow Fever. Now, the bad news. . ."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'What'd you make dad' - 'It's a snowman, with his ugly, ungrateful son,'

'If we eat all the snowflakes, Dad won't have to shovel the driveway.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'You wanted a dog. You walk him!'

Fred really should have taken the time clear the snow on his windshield.

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'