Winter Activities Gifts

Non-Denominational Carols

Snowperson Yoga

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

'I'll tell you one thing about this time of the year...we're all itchin' for summer to get here.'

'I'm calling you a cab.'

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

December to January.

Kissing couple melt the snow

Ig-glue.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Can you smell carrots?"

driving in heavy snow

"I see prosperity in your future."

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

"We could start a band."

'It's a mystery son! Every winter, they build these statues: They must have important cultural significance...'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'

Fred really should have taken the time clear the snow on his windshield.

Snowman

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

"I told you we should have migrated."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'Are you going to play golf or not, Mildred?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Oh no, he's just built a snowman! No gloves! Milking time! Cold hands! Cold hands!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

'Freeze!' (policeman to snowman)