Snowy Activities Gifts

'We had it in the freezer.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Romance

Ice fisher.

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Non-Denominational Carols

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Ice Skater

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Snowman of the Apes

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'Fine. And you?'

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball