Snowy Activities Gifts

'We had it in the freezer.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Romance

Ice fisher.

Snow Devil

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Non-Denominational Carols

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Ice Skater

Snowman of the Apes

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Fine. And you?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

"A little help?"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."