Snow-related Activities Gifts

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'okay...where did you hide it?'

How aging affects weight loss in snowmen...

Skiing.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Romance

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Ice fisher.

Snow Devil

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Snowman of the Apes

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Fine. And you?'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."