Snow Adventures Gifts

Snowman sledging through barbed wire.

Cross-Country Sledding

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Skiing

"Gimme the carrot!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Socially distanced sledding

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Flake News

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.