Winter Adventure Gifts

'This 50-mile trip to the bus stop every day is GETTING to me -- Why don't we just home-school him?'

"Tommy!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Igloo for birds.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

The lonely figure

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Football fan

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Staying Warm.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

Sleigh Ride

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.