Winter Activity Adventurer Gifts

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Tommy!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snow Devil

Snowmobull

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Non-Denominational Carols

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Igloo for birds.

Snowman of the Apes

Skier and his dog.

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"A little help?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug