Winter Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

A car with skies on its roof and behind it two cross country skiers carrying a car on their backs.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Tommy!"

Good News about winter

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

Igloo for birds.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Midwest Winter Items.

The lonely figure

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Slippery, huh?"

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'