Winter Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

A car with skies on its roof and behind it two cross country skiers carrying a car on their backs.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Tommy!"

Good News about winter

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Crowded Ice Fishing

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Igloo for birds.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

The lonely figure

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Slippery, huh?"

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.