Winter Travel Enthusiast Gifts

Running out of Gas.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Good News about winter

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Midwest Winter Items.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Slippery, huh?"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

"It's her first snowman."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"